1000 Ways To Die:The Real Imagination Eras

1-1:Life Will Kill You

 * 315,Semi-cide
 * 212,Constriction Accident
 * 351,Fang Banged
 * 171,Lesbocution
 * 543,Love Bugged
 * 435,Tumble Die
 * 911,Steal-y And The Beast

1-2:Hard Lives,Easy Deaths

 * 782,Freeze Died
 * 155,Dive Bombed
 * 46,De-coffinated
 * 176,Steel Spiked
 * 1,Hotfish
 * 750,Fur Burger
 * 419,Freak Death

1-3:Unforced Errors

 * 256,Habeas Corpse
 * 194,Chippin Dale
 * 417,Gasketballed
 * 409,Me So Hornet
 * 150,Dumbrella
 * 654,Killdo
 * 239,S*** Dead

1-4:Death Over Easy

 * 45,Butt F*****
 * 757,Frightmare
 * 333,Oprah Winfried
 * 270,Em-bear-a****
 * 131,Midnight Choker
 * 819,Window Pained
 * 651,Broke Back Cowboy

1-5:Dead and Deader

 * 638,Wel-dead
 * 309,Trailer Trashed
 * 962,Nite Capped
 * 816,S*** Faced
 * 398,Dead Eye
 * 735,Found D-eat
 * 292,Domin-a-dead

1-6:Death Gets Busy

 * 668,Deep Fried
 * 571,Gorgeous Gorge
 * 470,Inflate-dead
 * 781,Botoxicated
 * 792,Choke A Lot
 * 378,Sex Ray
 * 114,Last Strike

1-7:The Lighter Side Of Death

 * 192,Dung For
 * 464,Brain Worms
 * 310,Abracadaver
 * 389,Weed Whacked
 * 857,Rebel Without A Pulse
 * 443,Wanted Instead
 * 295,Kill Basa

1-8:The Good,The Bad And The Dead

 * 276,Face Offed
 * 420,Recoiled
 * 190,Sucked Offed
 * 600,Reformed
 * 643,Finished
 * 360,Butt Plugged
 * 548,Rolled Death

1-9:Death Be Not Stupid

 * 123,Gas-hole
 * 497,Ichi-boned
 * 637,Jake N Baked
 * 459,Die It
 * 335,Pained Gun
 * 799,My Will Be Done Immediately
 * 620,Deadliest Catch

1-10:Cure For The Common Death,Part I

 * 27,Red,White And Blew
 * 58,Bank Ruptured
 * 740,Guitar Zeros
 * 655,Radium Girls
 * 641,Oz Holed
 * 127,Great Hanged
 * 393,Tanked Girl

1-11:Death,A User's Manual

 * 264,Gut Busted
 * 44,Destroid
 * 412,Text Dead
 * 97,Pissed Off
 * 754,Car Jacked
 * 537,Clown Faced
 * 696,Paintful Death

1-12:I See Dead People And They're Cracking Me Up

 * 807,Water Logged
 * 259,Funny Boned
 * 337,Bowed Out
 * 941,You're So Vein
 * 881,Doggie Style
 * 124,Dead Me Stallion
 * 869,Heart On

2-1:Death On Arrival

 * 746,Titty Titty Bang Bang
 * 121,Forked Up
 * 243,Unintented
 * 317,Tali-bombed
 * 399,Vike O Done
 * 920,Deadliest Munch
 * 613,Dead Meat-eorite

2-2:Death Bites

 * 196,A** Phyxiated
 * 856,Work Of Fart
 * 404,Crash-endo
 * 945,Vermin-ated
 * 296,French Fried
 * 647,Bomb-bino
 * 936,Die-agra

2-3:Up With Death

 * 855,MR-ouch
 * 395,Succu Offed
 * 524,Coming And Going
 * 294,Coffin Nailed
 * 353,Greased Is The Word
 * 661,Blades Of Gory
 * 32,Boris Bititoff

2-4:Putting A Happy Face On Death

 * 373,Rub A Dubbed Out
 * 471,Cock A Doodle Die
 * 831,Chucked Up
 * 658,Little Person,Big Death
 * 633,Booby Zapped
 * 165,Re-toaded
 * 649,Vegged Out

2-5:Bringing In The Dead

 * 953,DU Die
 * 929,Belly'd Up
 * 366,Suck Her Punched
 * 768,Jack N Croaked
 * 723,Dead Heat
 * 705,Poi Vey
 * 51,Retired

2-6:Gratefully Dead

 * 369,Mercury In Uranus
 * 229,A Turn For The Purse
 * 739,Dead Weight
 * 986,Cult Evaded
 * 684,Smoke A Doped
 * 564,Two Stoopid
 * 513,Cream-ated

2-7:Come On,Get Deathy

 * 979,Tanks For Nothing
 * 118,The Chokes On You
 * 354,Back Broke Mountain
 * 730,Grateful Bed
 * 852,Fore Head
 * 765,Booty Trapped
 * 23,S*** Canned

2-8:Death Watch

 * 407,Washed And Fried
 * 648,Bad Hair Day
 * 673,Micro-whacked
 * 322,Pussy Whipped
 * 692,Blend-dead
 * 249,Shanks For The Memories
 * 965,Snake Du Jour

2-9:Waking Up Dead

 * 130,Phone Boned
 * 291,Toilet Rolled
 * 413,Mile Die Club
 * 606,B**** Zapped
 * 843,Texas Fold Em
 * 996,Written Offed
 * 87,Ball N Pain

2-10:You're Dead,LOL

 * 904,Samurai Death Squad
 * 650,Shafted
 * 381,Smoked
 * 282,Just Plane Dead
 * 758,Exhaust-dead
 * 675,Ruffed Up
 * 737,Lady And The Trampled

2-11:Dead To Rights

 * 468,Blown Job
 * 900,Anger Damagement
 * 718,Wrin-killed
 * 254,Huffington Toast
 * 594,Hydro-co-done
 * 973,Samu-fry
 * 878,Screwged

2-12:Dead On Dead

 * 261,Weenie Roast
 * 403,Reef Stew
 * 397,Fiddle Licked
 * 591,Snakey Breaky Neck
 * 439,Beer Bashed
 * 981,Bad Assid
 * 215,Tree Mugger

3-1:Death On A Stick

 * 136,Blood Bath And Beyond
 * 998,Easy Slider
 * 967,Mine Over Splatter
 * 384,Gum's the Word
 * 618,Bird Brained
 * 771,Inquisi-torn
 * 159,Boys To Dead

3-2:Putting A Smiley Face On Death

 * 971,Fat-ality
 * 168,Catch And Decease
 * 501,Gas Holed
 * 364,Back Stabbed
 * 402,USSR-dead
 * 598,Cardiac A-breast
 * 18,Road Killed

3-3:Stupid Is As Stupid Dies

 * 834,Jaw Boned
 * 558,Hair Today,Dead Tomorrow
 * 328,Mudder Sucked
 * 494,Offed the Hook
 * 907,Erectophobia
 * 16,Fansicle
 * 257,Tongue Tied

3-4:Dead Wrongs

 * 262,Pam Caked
 * 191,Bibli-killed
 * 68,Eel Effects
 * 759,Glow Job
 * 560,D-parted
 * 678,Pornicated
 * 970,Hard Balled

3-5:Fatal Distractions

 * 218,Golden Die-angle
 * 822,Clay Achin
 * 747,Death Of Sum Young Guy
 * 897,Crib Your Enthusiasm
 * 135,Turtle Waxed
 * 449,Potty Mouth
 * 188,Die-brator

3-6:The End Is Weird

 * 437,Bot-ily Harm
 * 865,Hertz So Good
 * 21,Harry He-doney
 * 289,Vom-ate-dead
 * 832,Die-drant
 * 109,Hang Dunked
 * 478,Bad Max

3-7:Hurry Up And Die

 * 833,Drunk Die-er
 * 958,Jersey Gore
 * 347,Cast Offed
 * 63,Lesboned
 * 105,Tapped Out
 * 441,Mail Order Fried
 * 252,Fecal Attraction

3-8:Death Puts On A Dunce Cap

 * 349,Tenta-killed
 * 83,Orspasm
 * 575,Furdered
 * 400,Vuvu.Whatever,He's Dead
 * 479,Injecti-cide
 * 546,Scratch N Snuffed
 * 804,Implo-dead

3-9:Young,Dumb And Full Of Death

 * 545,Onesie And Donesie
 * 683,Hillary Snuffed
 * 40,Cruci-fried
 * 431,Hammer Head
 * 713,Board Stiff
 * 536,Sumowed
 * 154,Bush Whacked

3-10:Today's Menu,Deep Fried Death

 * 544,Lawn Of The Dead
 * 712,Tongue Died
 * 538,Tube Snaked
 * 448,RIP-PED
 * 685,Mary-nated
 * 940,Gooed Riddance
 * 331,De-throned

3-11:Cure For The Common Death,Part II

 * 568,Hydrau-licked
 * 972,Nun F*****
 * 574,Myth Busted
 * 326,Radioactivate-dead
 * 429,Jelly Belly-ed
 * 818,Die-arrhea
 * 917,Balloon-a-tic

3-12:Sudden Death

 * 286,Coffin To Death
 * 587,Poker Face
 * 982,Bed Buggered
 * 11,Corset Killed Him
 * 416,Gone Fission
 * 380,Falling Down On The Job
 * 540,Ex-squeezed

4-1:Dying To Tell the Story

 * 82,Ant-artica
 * 110,Amish-tinguished
 * 433,Trucked Up
 * 316,Crushing Lot
 * 330,Chess Pain
 * 827,Little Chop Of Horrors
 * 122,Dis Still Killed Em

4-2:If You're Dead,Leave A Message And We'll Get Back To You

 * 375,Hats All Folks
 * 866,Tone Death
 * 392,Caulk Blocked
 * 50,Deaf Jammed
 * 193,Homie-cide
 * 630,OMG,SUV,RIP
 * 26,Dead-dy Dearest

4-3:The One About Dumb People Dying

 * 710,Wet Dream
 * 916,Mary Lou Rectum
 * 469,Kung Pao Pow
 * 815,Hot Shot Part Duh
 * 622,Steward-death
 * 694,Fatally Gourd
 * 157,Headtop

4-4:Captured Dead-sort

 * 462,A Slice Of Karma
 * 81,Purse Jacked
 * 906,Pitchforked
 * 13,Dead Wrongs
 * 189,Bean Boozled
 * 665,PB And Poisoned
 * 160,Squirreled Away

4-5:Getting A Rise From The Dead

 * 281,Sign Offed
 * 208,Chef Boy-r-dead
 * 552,Par For The Corpse
 * 475,Dip N Die
 * 59,Dead Fella
 * 33,Drugged Up
 * 997,Double-o-severed

4-6:The Hidden Death

 * 20,Cho-lice
 * 604,Explod-opoly
 * 72,Chainsawed
 * 430,Pipe Smoked
 * 223,Come Thunder,Come Killing
 * 915,Snakenstein
 * 307,Deadly Disease

4-7:Ready Or Not,Here Comes Death

 * 410,Asphyxi-asian
 * 767,Par-gore
 * 405,Dill Doh
 * 901,Boobicide
 * 785,Boweled Out
 * 534,Goon Interrupted
 * 396,Doggie Styled

4-8:Grave Errors

 * 69,Curl Up And Die
 * 266,Who Ded?
 * 528,Crack Piped
 * 608,Thanks A Clot
 * 491,Odds Are You're Dead
 * 152,Chemi-killed
 * 442,i-Boned

4-9:Killing Them Softly

 * 769,Scam,Eye Am Dead
 * 394,Contact Die
 * 943,Six Feet Plunder
 * 666,Guns N Noses
 * 893,Frequent Dier
 * 585,Suck And Blown
 * 905,Master E-raced

4-10:Better Them Than Us

 * 214,Macdeath
 * 687,Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain
 * 465,Pop Goes The Cholo
 * 732,Flame Retard-ant
 * 902,Rocky Roadkill
 * 100,Straight To DVDead
 * 717,My Big Fat Greek Death

4-11:Dead Before They Know It

 * 556,Speffed
 * 960,Ji-had It Coming
 * 933,Crate And Buried
 * 2,Lost In Transfusion
 * 368,Arriva-deadci
 * 603,Die-crow
 * 183,Miss-ur Head

4-12:An Innocent Gentledeath

 * 30,Dying On The Older Days
 * 505,Rock Crushed
 * 234,Flip Stairs
 * 84,Armored
 * 79,Chlo-died
 * 646,Eye-sick-kill
 * 923,Death Chamber

5-1:Stupid Is As Death Does

 * 924,Chairway To Heaven
 * 851,Eye Swallow
 * 411,The Depart-dead
 * 898,Spyanide
 * 253,Game Stopped
 * 514,Moving Violation
 * 119,Art Attack

5-2:Death Be A Lady Tonight

 * 541,Half Offed
 * 535,Smoke Stalked
 * 727,Sudden Death
 * 428,Raider Of The Lost Narc
 * 203,Bats All Folks
 * 921,Pimp My Death
 * 957,Drone Boned

5-3:That's Mister Death To You

 * 825,Any Given Gunday
 * 303,Descent Of A Woman
 * 12,Scarf-face
 * 969,Dog Dead Afternoon
 * 722,Crappy Ending
 * 77,Withdrawn
 * 453,Bursted Out

5-4:Kiss Of Death

 * 64,Mail Boxed
 * 348,Wrecking Killed
 * 242,Cannonized
 * 511,Tear Smoked
 * 371,Exerzac
 * 460,Chokeballed
 * 414,Chain Gang Banged

5-5:Death,The New Black

 * 814,Splat-formed
 * 225,Who Fart-dead?
 * 137,Him-paled
 * 35,Jablowni
 * 530,A**-hoppered
 * 390,Ball Sacked
 * 808,Dead-inet

5-6:A Deathing's Destiny

 * 805,Dead Kahn
 * 438,Fight To The Pain
 * 385,Micro-cuted
 * 561,Aim-waved
 * 993,Eight-ploded
 * 427,Surf Boarded
 * 65,Big Boned

5-7:Today's Special Is Death

 * 117,Weld Done
 * 883,That's A Morte
 * 875,Gang Banged
 * 463,Smother In Law
 * 148,DWI (Dying While Intoxicated)
 * 273,Vertigo,Going,Gone
 * 829,Tea Bagged

5-8:Wait,Don't Tell Me That You're Dead

 * 169,Fire In The Hole
 * 88,Somewhere Over The Railing
 * 510,Muffed Dive
 * 704,Treadkill
 * 5,Bush Whacked 2:South Of The Border
 * 770,Leave It To Seizure
 * 577,Dia De Los Morons

5-9:Eat,Pray,Die

 * 145,Ich Bin Ein Stoner
 * 162,Another Up The Butt Story
 * 797,Poly-a**-turd
 * 490,Shoots And Ladders
 * 342,E-I-E-I-Oww
 * 887,Skid Marked
 * 899,The Tropical Storm Of Terror

5-10:The Pickup Die-netion

 * 841,Falling Fences
 * 963,Cliffed Out
 * 73,Dying For Treasures
 * 948,Sitting In The Dangers
 * 671,Hawksbill Sea Turtle
 * 374,Bush Defeated
 * 178,Snuffed Up

5-11:Death,The Gift That Lasts Forever

 * 434,Trip To The Maul
 * 67,Gory Holed
 * 195,Died-zilla
 * 951,UPFD
 * 811,I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
 * 263,Sword-dead
 * 486,Kitchen Sunk

5-12:Fiery Die-spect

 * 791,Die Laughing
 * 82,Slide-dead
 * 158,Dead House
 * 357,Visi-die-tion
 * 656,Pingpong Balled
 * 200,Blast Call
 * 343,Sun-die-al

6-1:Person Of Dead-ior

 * 828,Wind Mailed
 * 557,Race Crashed
 * 612,Angry Shot
 * 238,Skeletalized
 * 987,Mar-dead
 * 140,Opened For Last
 * 484,Javel-impaled

6-2:On Deathing's Flames

 * 358,Smoke Burned
 * 925,Commando
 * 386,Ball Hits
 * 626,Eyeball Blast
 * 838,Horizon-kill
 * 755,Top Hooked
 * 15,Funeralized

6-3:Prince Of The Deaths

 * 113,Im-pasta
 * 725,Snailed
 * 285,Wound-dead
 * 926,Never Stewed A Chance
 * 219,Office Jerked
 * 995,Push-bull
 * 527,Dyna-work

6-4:Death,One Size Fits All

 * 66,Handi-c******
 * 698,Frost-dead
 * 197,Slippery When Dead
 * 144,Drivers Dead
 * 362,Slayer Cake
 * 870,Miner Injuries
 * 588,My Chemical Romance

6-5:Red Dead-agon

 * 952,Shot Back
 * 226,Scared Heartless
 * 86,Bye Bye Burrito
 * 632,Chicken Crossing
 * 202,Car Bounced
 * 551,Scrooged To Death
 * 711,Hollowed

6-6:Cure For The Common Death,Part III

 * 895,Paint-dead
 * 274,Chewed Up
 * 569,Tooth Brushed
 * 313,Gun Got Your Life
 * 848,Sucked For Real
 * 216,Sharded To Death
 * 179,Intro Dead-ologue

6-7:Deadliest Kitsch

 * 116,Bull-heavia
 * 662,Hose Whipped
 * 89,Suffer-cated
 * 736,Rocked Out
 * 447,Chicken Boned
 * 959,Down With The Clown
 * 209,Married To The Deadest Bidder

6-8:Death And Table

 * 240,Laddered
 * 495,Spaced Out
 * 126,Sign Chained
 * 636,Light It Up
 * 629,Milked Up
 * 762,Die-er Market
 * 391,Toe Jammed

6-9:Grave Decisions

 * 859,Sneeze Bag
 * 184,As-capped
 * 128,Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood
 * 367,Heart Beat Down
 * 456,Chain On You
 * 726,This Just In My Chest
 * 949,Therm-a****

6-10:Dead-agers In The Trainer

 * 599,Soccer Balled
 * 297,Pole Sticked
 * 867,Killed In Arms
 * 753,Snipered
 * 383,Experimented
 * 745,Nailed It
 * 890,Two-ssors

6-11:Death Takes A Vacation

 * 268,Velvet Dope
 * 421,Bull-shido
 * 861,Batter Upped
 * 824,Caught In A Lye
 * 280,Dead On Arrival
 * 573,Dead Mime
 * 990,Hen Own D*** Fault

6-12:Wild Wild Death

 * 230,Teller,She's Dead
 * 738,Super Zero
 * 640,Branched Out
 * 436,Dough
 * 147,Cham-pained
 * 980,Backseat Die-er
 * 185,Blogged Artery

7-1:Welcome To The Death-ical Age

 * 133,Decapitate-dead
 * 508,An-chest-na
 * 863,Speakers Off
 * 372,Windpiped
 * 597,Tran-kill-izer
 * 686,Eye-ker
 * 474,Breaking Lot

7-2:Death Penalties

 * 167,Recep-shunned
 * 764,Dyin Maiden
 * 820,Teri-yucky
 * 10,Gunned Down
 * 143,No Guts,All Gory
 * 868,She-manned
 * 314,Apocalypse Harley

7-3:Dirt Nap

 * 311,Harmored Car
 * 174,Bush Whacked 3:Waxed Off
 * 853,You've Got Dead Male
 * 729,Shop Till You Drown
 * 586,De-faced
 * 304,Laser Bombed
 * 761,Ex'd Ex

7-4:Die-verick Door

 * 406,Torched Out
 * 918,Stoved
 * 776,Deathing Release
 * 207,Hotdogged
 * 609,Pelicular Death
 * 334,Colon-gross-opy
 * 674,Rubber Die-llets

7-5:Death,Putting The Fun In Funeral

 * 506,Spastic Surgery
 * 260,Rhymes With Rich
 * 14,Less Is Mormon
 * 645,Wine And Die
 * 222,Die-rect TV
 * 779,Open Cas-death
 * 584,Dead Light,Green Light

7-6:Deathing Release

 * 7,Abduct-dead
 * 298,I Can't Kill You
 * 312,Tripping Ball
 * 590,Fort Nighted
 * 549,Solu-die
 * 975,Extinguished
 * 860,Neurotrasmitted

7-7:Lilith's Die-mand

 * 57,Die-er Motor
 * 418,Car-paled
 * 862,Blowing Engines
 * 132,Lepre-b****
 * 844,From Alligators To Crocodiles
 * 659,Taste-dead
 * 228,Tackled To Death

7-8:Camelot Deathing

 * 566,Prank Gone Dead
 * 836,I Spy A Dead Gal
 * 783,Buck Bashed
 * 151,Snake Trip
 * 910,Kinetic Eel
 * 871,Die-mentery
 * 350,Electrocuting Crowd

7-9:Pig Die-tender

 * 939,Human-icide
 * 983,Tripped Over Wires
 * 324,Floor Caught Off
 * 426,Open The Explosions
 * 796,Deadboard
 * 964,I'm Gonna Fly To Death
 * 181,Terminate-dead

7-10:Hemlock At Die-ford

 * 49,Lawn Crusher
 * 667,Pen-die
 * 231,Hangglided
 * 93,Sealed Up
 * 379,Moving Through Guns
 * 728,Death Scout Cookies
 * 164,Chainsawed 2:Knocked To Death

7-11:El Die-anna

 * 39,Fran-choked
 * 777,Shooting Fires
 * 90,Astroyed
 * 361,Horse Dragged
 * 872,Sticked Up
 * 691,Boxed Out
 * 236,Die-deo

7-12:Orchids Of Die-ry

 * 332,Dead-evator
 * 854,Chicken Poxed
 * 778,Bee Stinged
 * 800,Fireworked
 * 103,Parachute-dead
 * 550,Killed Over
 * 934,Holified

8-1:Die-abestic

 * 596,Spit-ill
 * 932,Tow FU
 * 682,Tipping Point
 * 624,Dead Fixe
 * 299,Dead Necked
 * 977,Strang-girled
 * 28,Star Kills

8-2:Entwined Die-net

 * 595,He-killed
 * 931,Designer's Death
 * 672,Slicing Station
 * 17,The Baddest Person Award
 * 500,Parade Shocks
 * 699,Pop And Lox
 * 880,Safecracked Pitch

8-3:Star Death,The Last Generation

 * 488,Cat Got Your Life
 * 503,Homie's Dead
 * 554,Kara-chokey
 * 336,Photo-dead-ick
 * 91,Paper Or Spastic
 * 922,Dumb Skull
 * 794,Hydrate-dead

8-4:Wave Of The Death-ive

 * 54,Cleane-dead Solution
 * 300,Doctor Death
 * 95,Bubbled Out
 * 749,Exploding Circuit
 * 115,Glass Cracks
 * 496,Ceremony Dead-gram
 * 582,Nine Inch Nailed

8-5:The Sliver's Deathy

 * 719,Roll Stairs
 * 532,Tab-eye Slam
 * 359,Car Attack
 * 99,FBI (F*** Boyfriend's Idea)
 * 283,Dead-oween
 * 1000,Throw-nade
 * 235,Fire Victim

8-6:Rainbow In The Deathing

 * 716,Choking Dead-beat
 * 826,Trash Canned
 * 70,Footballed
 * 928,Shocking Force
 * 616,Panic Attack
 * 377,Burning Pressure
 * 520,Steal Down

8-7:Pirates Of Death-erald

 * 48,Pipestroke
 * 657,Arrowed
 * 6,Chasing Ropes
 * 873,You Fired the Cop
 * 450,Spooned
 * 25,House Lift
 * 578,Death-ication

8-8:Death Of The Year

 * 930,Radio-cuted
 * 984,Match-over
 * 221,World Die Three
 * 120,Chemo-die-raphy
 * 29,Death To The Old Town Road
 * 913,Losing Hand
 * 576,Die-ron Man

8-9:Obsessed Death

 * 302,Plank And Dead-ups
 * 477,Electro-kited
 * 589,Deadshield
 * 288,Heli-ploded
 * 41,Mineburner
 * 621,Hammered
 * 320,Very Died Anvil

8-10:In The Deathy Storms

 * 519,Wolf It Down
 * 752,Get And Pull
 * 175,Catch Me If You're Dead
 * 724,The Deadly Attic
 * 789,Stunt Fails
 * 134,Ten In Blues
 * 466,Minigunned

8-11:Sor-dead Affair

 * 529,Penis De Milo
 * 830,Bad Laps
 * 937,Pris-un-done
 * 461,Xmas-turbator
 * 876,Polly Want To Crack Your Spine
 * 547,Deep Sleep Walk
 * 601,Premature Endings

8-12:Locked And Low Dead

 * 700,Gone Green
 * 275,Dead Kacynski
 * 142,Die Jump
 * 567,Cop Out
 * 741,Lazy Bumday
 * 835,White Wetting
 * 387,Sun Burnt

9-1:Heart Of The Dead

 * 279,Die-ttles
 * 8,Train Sta-died
 * 563,Hot Air Buffoon
 * 318,Space Training Trouble
 * 695,Tent Of Dehydration
 * 580,Teresa Gravesite
 * 954,Ferris Death

9-2:Thorn In The Die-bow

 * 272,Deadphones
 * 37,Last Blast
 * 422,Halo Of The Dead
 * 944,Hoop Screams
 * 809,SOB (Sarcastic Obsessive Behavior)
 * 446,Last Beer-dead
 * 896,Shipwrecked

9-3:Dead Seasons

 * 472,Nerfed Up
 * 36,Dallas Die-ers Club
 * 909,De-blade-dead
 * 974,Marine Mashed
 * 241,You're Under Die-rest
 * 607,Tele-die-sion
 * 62,Dorothy Stung

9-4:Thank You For Dying

 * 172,Terror Tom
 * 247,Unlucky Charmed
 * 634,Crowd Out Crisis
 * 104,Law And Or-dead
 * 703,Komo-die Dragon
 * 892,We Are Number Gun
 * 625,One Door Down

9-5:Enter The Ferret

 * 701,Critter In The S******
 * 676,Fat Man In A Little Swing
 * 355,TK Uh-O
 * 994,Out To Launch
 * 61,Vat's All Folks
 * 483,Tunnel Vision
 * 269,A Chainus Runs Through It

9-6:Think Globally,Die Locally

 * 344,Grilled
 * 250,Hole N Done
 * 542,Cross Bown'd
 * 689,Namas-dead
 * 485,Bowled Over
 * 523,Hacked Off
 * 125,War-done

9-7:Tweets From The Dead

 * 885,Pretty Fly For A Dead Guy
 * 489,Bucky Boned
 * 539,Wedding Crasher
 * 562,Meat Your Maker
 * 968,Well Chung
 * 734,Hi-jack Offed
 * 840,Ghost Busted

9-8:A New App Called Death

 * 570,Electro-cutie
 * 76,WW1 And Done
 * 894,FUV'd
 * 955,Pulled Pork
 * 615,The Day That The Magic Died
 * 146,American Died-ol
 * 199,Mastur-bitten

9-9:Death Certificates

 * 766,Heim-licked
 * 847,This Bird Has Flu
 * 382,Keester Sunday
 * 248,Kill Bill And Billie
 * 525,I Spy A Dead Guy
 * 211,Eye So Horny
 * 4,North By Northwasted

9-10:Crying Over Spilled Blood

 * 206,Ten-a** Anyone
 * 346,Sky Scraped
 * 75,Rife-ill
 * 743,Chili Today,Dead Tomorrow
 * 927,Info-pain-ment
 * 423,Mexi-can't
 * 611,Caved In

9-11:It's A Dead Dead World

 * 356,Signed Out
 * 341,Hummus Among Us
 * 627,Tread Marked
 * 277,Piss Offed
 * 517,Waste-dead
 * 786,Rubbed Out
 * 642,Killer Tan

9-12:Death,The Final Frontier

 * 352,Pebble B******
 * 92,No Fun-gus
 * 107,Pain Saw
 * 947,Ring-a-ding Dead
 * 376,A**-plosion
 * 180,Lac-toasted
 * 53,Phlegm Phatale